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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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And they begin cracking and moving and screaming.

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Well, something may be a little worse than undead kicking around in here, guys.

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Happy news.

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You step out into this forest, hit a hot wave of humid air.

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Not too far. A clearing.

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I think we can follow the path there.

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Okay. Yeah, that's our best bet.

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You look in and you see inside.

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There are seven figures inside seven cells.

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The cells themselves are constructed with what looks like melded together skeletal figures.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, this is gonna sound lame. Saving you guys?

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I don't know.

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We were coming to rescue you and bring magic back to the world.

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Oh, delightful. Excellent.

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Do me first. Do me first.

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And you are?

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Didn't you recognize me in my fine janitor outfit?

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Just a janitor over here.

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That's what I thought.

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Fucking janitor.

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I'm gonna go knock on Bahamut's cell.

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The old man, he naps through everything.

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Yenbul goes behind Sirik and then just like plants herself and pushes as hard as she can.

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Clerics!

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With you all huddled close, we see him blink.

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As you all teleport out of the prison.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

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He, him. Also with me today is Amy More.

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I am here and I play Thea Amastasia, a female high elf druid and we both go by she, her.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her.

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I'm playing Yen Bolnuri, a Kalishtar cleric.

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Also she, her.

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And Tom Laird's here.

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He, him.

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And I am playing Tulgier Heavyfoot, a mountain dwarf pAlydin who I don't know where to go with that sentence.

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Who is a cool guy?

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Cool guy.

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It's a real cool guy.

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I somehow have blanked out that his last name was Heavyfoot.

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Yeah.

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That seemed like brand new information to me, which it definitely wasn't.

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Which Tulgier is a patron named character.

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So thank you, Christian Brown, for naming Tulgier Heavyfoot for us.

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You know who's not here?

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Kristen. Sorry, Kristen.

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Wait, I thought she was a new permanent cast member.

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I know. What the heck?

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I'm sorry.

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We tricked her time and again and somehow she became wise to our tricks.

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And then was like, nah, even though my character's still around, I got to go my separate ways.

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It's fair.

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That's understandable.

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I mean, a goth is around, obviously, because we're...

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Yeah, a goth and rax are out having adventures, doing cool stuff.

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They got their own things to do.

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You know what? They might even be standing right next to you for the rest of forever until

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Kristen decides she wants to come back.

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Who knows?

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Fun.

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Who knows? Just following around.

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We'll see how the game plays.

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But you can...

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This is going back to the other thing that I mentioned previously.

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You can name characters over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, but also get an episode

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dedicated to you like today's patron, Eric Houlihan.

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Hey, thank you, Eric, with a super fun last night.

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I know it's so fun.

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Hey, it's fun to see.

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Houlihan.

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Obligatory mash joke right here.

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Yeah, mash.

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You did it.

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Yay.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Now, fuck it.

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Let's play.

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An icy, stale wind blows across the city of Bryn Shander as our group appears in an

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illuminated shudder.

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The city is destroyed, flattened to the ground.

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Thea, Yenbul, Talgir, Agoth and Rax huddle around the recovering human form of Bahamut.

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He looks frail and disheveled and begins to collapse after having teleported the group

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back to Corsair.

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A sickening and all-too-familiar sound begins to cut through the wind.

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It's the sound of a horde.

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You look around and all streets leading to this town center, or what was town center,

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begin overflowing with flesh-rotted zombies.

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This is not good.

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We thought this was the last stronghold.

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What does this mean?

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Got any magic in you, Bahamut?

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How you doing here, buddy?

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He just groans and lifts his head, but...

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Does he give me the hang loose, but his heart isn't in it?

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Yeah, that's the feel you get from the eyes rolling back in his head.

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Alright, well, if he can't really help us, I think I got something that might...

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I've had this thing for a while and I've yet to use it.

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I know the situation isn't great, but this is actually kind of exciting.

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I'm excited for you. What you got?

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Telgir roots around in his bag and you see him pull out a conch shell.

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It's two and a half feet long. Looks like it weighs a few pounds.

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And it's got a rune engraved in the side of it.

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Oh, that's pretty.

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Everybody...

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Can we get inside here?

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I don't really know how this is going to feel when I do this.

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Where are you putting this?

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Should we hold hands?

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Yeah, I don't really know.

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Maybe we all link hands and you can grab Bahamut's hands there.

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I'm going to blow on this thing and it's going to take us back.

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How do you know that?

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The horde's 15 feet away.

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I don't care, blow.

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And he takes a big lungful of breath and blows into the conch.

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What's the sound like, Tom?

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The sound of the conch of teleportation echoes out.

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As regal as it sounds.

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Super regal.

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As the dirt and frost around the heroes begins to rise, their eyes are drawn to a high point.

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A hill at the edge of the city on the horizon.

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And the dimly lit silhouettes of a tall dragonborn and a hooded gnome appear before them.

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In an instant, the spiraling energy, as if drawn from the centre of the group, pulls quickly in and the group is gone.

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It's quiet.

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Until we hear a build-up and...

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POP!

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Followed by the settling of dust to the stone floor in the sewer hideout beneath Castle Orcus.

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There's a gasp as everyone in the area turns with panic and then relief as they see your group before them.

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There's a beat and you hear from within the group.

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Holy fuck!

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Flamekins runs forward towards the group and, before Thea can say anything, leaps high in the air and wraps herself around your neck.

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They said you were back, but then you left before I came back and then I thought you might not come back, but you're back and Flint's still out and she's shaking you.

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Get your boobs out of my face!

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Put you back!

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You're back!

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Yes!

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She breaks into tears and you feel her sobbing as she hugs you.

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Oh, I hug her back tight.

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Yeah, we're back.

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Stepping out from the crowd is Leosin and a group of resistance who move towards you and begin checking your wounds and tending to the old man who you are all surrounding and appear to be protecting.

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You came back. Who's this? Come in, quick!

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Oh yeah, careful with the merchandise over here.

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Who is this?

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We found one.

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You don't recognize him?

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We have returned with a god.

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Come on, he's a really cool guy.

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Wait, you found Bahamut?

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Yeah, we wanted the best one, I assume.

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He's speechless.

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He snaps quickly to the resistance who have come and with all arms ushering them to move him back to a bed somewhere where he can rest.

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How did you?

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Do you know what this means?

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Do we have a fighting chance in this thing?

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Yeah.

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Okay, good, because that's why we did. Is this not why we're doing this?

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I feel very overwhelmed right now.

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There's a lot going on.

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Yeah, I'm just gonna hold you a little bit longer.

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Yeah, I feel like her legs are wrapped around my waist and I'm just like cradling her like, you know, like you do a toddler.

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Come in, come in, have a rest.

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I assume we were gone for the appropriate amount of time.

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There hasn't been any sort of extreme time jumps while we're gone.

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It's been a couple weeks.

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Honestly, quicker than I thought we would be.

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We unfortunately have bad news, too.

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We went to Luskin.

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Yes.

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And?

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And you found the Brotherhood?

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No.

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Not exactly. The tower still stands, but no one is there manning it.

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There were clues and we followed them to Icewind Dale.

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There was a god there.

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A small god.

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Aureal?

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Aureal, yes.

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Nailed it.

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They were remaining.

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They were remaining.

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Then we returned with Bahamut.

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The city had been taken by the dead.

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We would have too if...

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Fulgur had a giant shell.

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That's right, yes.

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Sorry.

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I can't breathe.

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Can you loosen up a little bit?

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Yeah, sure.

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Just going to stretch it out here.

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Totally cool.

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Playing it cool.

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It's good to see you.

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Alright.

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Fist bump.

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Where are your friends?

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That's okay.

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We don't have to explain it right now.

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I'm sure it's been explained before.

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I'll go ask somebody else.

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I'll see you in a minute.

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She's lined up pretty tight that one.

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Yes, she is.

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And also, I apologize in advance.

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You'll know why.

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Veliosan...

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What do we do now?

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We have returned Bahamut.

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We have seen other gods in a prison.

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If there's a way we can get back there, we could get them out.

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It just requires a little tradesies.

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He doesn't appear to be at peak performance, I will say.

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Yeah, there was a few there.

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And really, the only one that seemed to be high functioning was Sirik.

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Yeah, that sounds like a recipe for not ending up where we wanted to end up,

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if you were to have brought him back.

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Yeah, we tricked the trickster.

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He's probably really mad.

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He's probably pretty upset with us when we do free him.

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Great.

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If.

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I think he'll be stoked to be free, though.

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True.

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That's for another time.

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We'll worry about that when we have to cross that bridge.

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It sounds like they don't let them out quite at any...

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They don't let them out from the sounds of it, correct?

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Yes.

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I mean, that was what we were led to believe.

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Well, they take them out, but only to exterminate or destroy them.

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Yeah, Sirik said once they go out, they don't come back.

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This last couple weeks has been the most relief we have seen in more than 10 years.

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But I fear that we are creating ripples in Orcus's...

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Nipples.

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The old ripple nipple.

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Yes.

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That is bad.

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I'm glad I have this halting speech pattern where you can fill in exactly what you want to say.

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Everything I want.

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Yes.

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Ripples in his security.

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Don't say nipples again.

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She almost did.

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She was this close.

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Waves in his butt.

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Waves in his butt.

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Yep.

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See, I beat you to it.

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We got good bloops already for this episode.

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It wasn't good though.

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Did you see anyone, obviously not if they didn't come back with you, but anyone remaining in Icewind Dale where you were?

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Just a rather large crowd coming in from where the barriers were down.

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We saw someone up on the hill.

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I don't know who.

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Yes, we saw Dragonborn and a gnome on the hill.

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Yeah, there were two people there.

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We had met them in the pyramid.

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Yeah.

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Could it be Orcus's right hand Vorunax?

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I believe so with his left hand Lipsinki.

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Well, the relief is that we have a god who hopefully is mending and replenishing themselves enough to help us with whatever we need to do next.

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With Bahamut and Grancys.

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Sorry.

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Flamekins came back from the abyss and brought Grancys.

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She did what now?

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Well, I fear for you that we need him.

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Oh, son of a bitch.

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He is also recovering in a comatose state induced.

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Okay, now how long can we keep that like maybe just till the last minute?

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I'm kidding.

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We need him to be up to his power.

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He's one of the last trained wizards left in the world, Thea.

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I know.

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Guys, he's just so irritating.

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He's a friend of yours?

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Uh, yeah, sort of, I guess.

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Yeah.

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I mean, the man makes a mean pancake.

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I'll give him that.

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I mean, the more the merrier, right?

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Yes.

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I've never actually seen him do anything useful, but I keep being told he is very powerful.

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So, Leosin, that's on you if that doesn't pan out.

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Fine, totally on me.

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Okay, cool.

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I'll fill out the paperwork that says, nope, he wasn't that powerful.

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I don't think you do paperwork anymore, do you?

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My question is to you.

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He's been down there for this long.

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Why would Orcus keep him?

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He's turned everybody else.

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Probably to turn him on to us and cause some disgruntled Thea where I'm just going

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to wreck everything in here now.

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I can see your hair going grayer as I'm talking.

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I'm messing with you, Leosin.

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The more, not the merrier, I will be terse, but the more power we have on our side,

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the better.

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As I was saying with Bahamut and Grancis back, we will have been creating points

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to notice in Orcus and his followers.

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If it was in fact Vorunax and Lipsinki that you saw, they will be on the lookout

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for anything out of the ordinary.

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As they must know, you have returned.

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Well, they did see us disappear in a giant flash of magic, so that we couldn't help.

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And appear in one.

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Well, then it might not be long before they are able to find us.

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There are two things that we can do.

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We have another party out trying to recover a relic of supposed teleportation.

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It was used in the fight against Tiamat to bridge the planes between the material

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and the nine hells to bring the devils here.

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And we want that because...

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Because we can't get anywhere outside of our present time.

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If we have a god who can harness that power, there's no stopping us from being

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able to move through not only space, but maybe time.

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Oh.

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That would be good.

321
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That seems very important.

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I would say time travel relic top of the list, right?

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Yes.

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What's number two?

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If our location is found out, we believe there may be a refuge on the continent

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of Mastika.

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Flamingons has a vessel available to take us there.

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It's across the sea.

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We hadn't traveled because we had no way.

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No way to get out.

331
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No way to get there.

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And no real...

333
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I mean, we still don't have real proof that there is life there as well.

334
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But with you saying that the last refuge that we didn't know about on this land

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is gone, there's nothing for us here.

336
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Okay.

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So plan.

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We need to go and get this relic and also escape with pirate Flamingons to

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Mastika.

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Mastika.

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Mastika.

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Mastika.

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The land of cheese.

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To Mastika.

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Toriel can't be dead.

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If it was dead, Orcus would stop having his forces hunting refugees and patrolling every

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way.

348
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He would have got his way.

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Everyone would be pain free and able to just go about their business.

350
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But he's still hunting.

351
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He still has Varnax and Lipsynki going out and destroying.

352
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That means they know that there are places.

353
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And that's why I hope Mastika is one of those places.

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We will rest here as long as we can.

355
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Hopefully give Bahamut and Flint and Grants his time to recover.

356
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How's Flint doing?

357
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No positive change.

358
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He hasn't woken.

359
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Barely stirred.

360
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He is still breathing.

361
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The transformation has maintained where it was when you left, which was almost

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entirely.

363
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Would you like to see him take some time?

364
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Let me think on it.

365
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Okay.

366
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So what's the word on this relic?

367
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Where do we need to go?

368
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Who do we have to kill?

369
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What's the plan?

370
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Well, we actually have a group out who's due back hopefully soon.

371
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I've asked you to do enough.

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If they return with it, then we can use it.

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And if not, well, then we will send you following them.

374
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But let's hope that they make it back.

375
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It's not passed when they should be due back yet.

376
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000
And in the meantime, we should be preparing.

377
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Packing, becoming as mobile as we can so we can escape.

378
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Exactly.

379
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Knowing that Vorunax and Lipsinki will likely be returning to here.

380
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Castle Orcus, Waterdeep, whatever we want to call it now.

381
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We should probably make our go-bags, so to speak, and be ready to move.

382
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Agatha, come with me.

383
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We can feed Rax some and some people would like you to meet in the back.

384
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Maybe you can help arrange things back here.

385
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Agatha, thank you.

386
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Yes, thank you.

387
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For fighting with us.

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We could not have done any of this without you, without either of you.

389
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We are not done yet.

390
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I will expect to see you back.

391
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You do not disappoint me.

392
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I want to go see Flint.

393
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Okay.

394
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And I'm going to go and I'm going to meditate beside him.

395
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Okay.

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You walk back further into the refuge and back to the makeshift triage center where Flint is laid out.

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And as you enter, you see Grancis in the cot beside him.

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Flint would be so pissed right now.

399
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Yeah, he'd probably be okay given the circumstances, you know, with comas and stuff.

400
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Did you say comos?

401
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Well, Perry was a good friend of mine.

402
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You know, comos.

403
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It's just a saying.

404
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When you're sleeping, you're down and you're going to go all around.

405
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I'm going to let myself out, okay?

406
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Well, it's nice seeing you there, I guess.

407
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I feel real weird.

408
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
That's okay.

409
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Would it have been more entertaining if Thea had, like, grabbed a pillow and was moving it toward Grancis and then Flamikinskins interrupted her?

410
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000
No, Thea wouldn't.

411
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Thea just finished saying we need his help.

412
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But maybe we don't.

413
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Oh, I thought that was Flint.

414
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I was going to put him out of his misery.

415
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I'll just give you a moment there with Flint.

416
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Thanks, Flamikinskins.

417
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
It's nice to see you.

418
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,000
It's fucking great to see you.

419
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Okay, I'm going to go now.

420
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Okay, bye.

421
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
I don't know what to say.

422
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:44,000
You're both, you know, in a coma.

423
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Plus, I'm really just talking to you, Flint and Grancis.

424
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:54,000
You're very much, like, putting your nose where it doesn't belong just by being here.

425
00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:05,000
But it'd be really, well, it'd be awful nice if you guys could wake up.

426
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:09,000
And, you know, there's quite the, quite the shit storm happening.

427
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:21,000
So if maybe he had anything in there that help you to get on up, or at least just, you know,

428
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:29,000
don't turn into a dragonborn completely and lose yourself to another soul inside you,

429
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:35,000
that'd be great because I'm still working on it.

430
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000
What if he lost himself to the music?

431
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Flamikinskins, it's like a personal moment.

432
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Sorry, I was just around the corner.

433
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
I'm not listening.

434
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
It's a small place.

435
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
It's not. It's enormous.

436
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:56,000
You guys will figure that out when you wake up, either here or you may be on a boat.

437
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Just going to hang out for a bit.

438
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:04,000
I'm going to meditate in the corner until I regain my hit points.

439
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Thea, you sit down and begin meditating.

440
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:15,000
And we fade out on that scene and into a dark space.

441
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:28,000
It's the middle time.

442
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Oh, I feel like you were a gong.

443
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
I did feel kind of gongish.

444
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I felt a little flat from where I wanted to be, so I just kind of just held it a little longer.

445
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Then it seems intentional.

446
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:46,000
It was very mellow and yeah, like we're meditating.

447
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Let's just bring everyone just way down in the middle of this podcast.

448
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Just the energy, just drop it.

449
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Let's just very calmly talk about 100 episodes.

450
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Exhale.

451
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Sneak attack.

452
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Hey, we're almost at 100 episodes for season two.

453
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
They said it couldn't be done and we did it.

454
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
So we showed them.

455
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:17,000
We looked at season one, we were like 84 episodes.

456
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
We can do that in our sleep.

457
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Let's add a second timeline and double that.

458
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000
When you put it like that, it's crazy.

459
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000
It's really, I mean, decisions were made.

460
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:36,000
But wouldn't that be really cool if while we hit our 100th episode, we also had 100 patrons?

461
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000
That would be very cool.

462
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:44,000
It'd be so good because then our patrons could hear the Grants of Slammikins episode that is ready.

463
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Oh, it's just waiting.

464
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
It's ready and waiting.

465
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
It's just waiting.

466
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,000
It's in the Disney vault waiting to be released.

467
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Exactly.

468
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Does Disney still have a vault?

469
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Are we allowed to say Disney?

470
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
I don't think so.

471
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
I mean, now with Disney Plus, I would assume not.

472
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
I mean, I think everything's out of the vault.

473
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
They took it out of the vault.

474
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Maybe they should put Little Mermaid 2 back in the vault.

475
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Some Ariel.

476
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Ariel's not even in it, is she?

477
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Barely.

478
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I didn't know there was a sequel.

479
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Is it about her daughter?

480
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Yeah, she has a talk being all like.

481
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
We've really gotten sidetracked, guys.

482
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Hey, 100 patrons.

483
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:23,000
We would love to have 100 patrons by the time we reach 100 episodes, mostly because it would be really cool.

484
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000
It's just the optics of 100 to 100.

485
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
I mean, it's nice.

486
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Well, and we have that cool bonus episode burning a hole in our pocket.

487
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
It's so hot.

488
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
It's like sizzling.

489
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I mean, it has Grancis in it, it's just not that hot.

490
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
I got it all edited, ready to go.

491
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
I just got to hit schedule.

492
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,000
And then as soon as we hit that 100 patrons, it goes live, baby.

493
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
And you can get Grancis and flame beacons.

494
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Me!

495
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Oh, I couldn't even jump it.

496
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Dang.

497
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
I've been on summer break.

498
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
It's been a long time.

499
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Me, me, and me.

500
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Yeah, there we go.

501
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
I had to go.

502
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Grancis to flame beacons.

503
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:04,000
If every one of you were to tell a friend, maybe then.

504
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
To go listen to all 100 episodes.

505
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,000
And then at this point, join us.

506
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Oh, okay.

507
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Well, I was just going to say.

508
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Go back and listen to all, what, 96 episodes up to this point, and then finish it off.

509
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Yeah, absolutely.

510
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
That'd be great.

511
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:28,000
I'm just saying, if everyone tells one person, we need a handful of patron lists, we'll make it to 100.

512
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:34,000
I mean, if everybody who listened to the show signed up for our lowest tier, I mean, we'd be.

513
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Having so many patrons.

514
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Having so many patrons.

515
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Having so many talks, so many gook hangs.

516
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
We need so many more bonus episodes.

517
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
So many more bonus episodes.

518
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000
And that's the thing, when you are a patron, you get access to so many bonus episodes.

519
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Tom runs a game over there that I can't wait to play.

520
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
I can't wait to play.

521
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
I think we get to play it later this month.

522
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Do we?

523
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
It's tomorrow, Tom.

524
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Get on it.

525
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Jeez.

526
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
But I'm really looking forward to that.

527
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Where I play Tabaxi Bard and Amy plays a surly Goliath barbarian.

528
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000
And Elia plays just the most delightful Asimar monk.

529
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Well, Carla plays Elia.

530
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
What did I say?

531
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Elia plays an Asimar monk.

532
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Oh.

533
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Elia is an Asimar monk.

534
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
I mean, Carla just embodies every character she steps into.

535
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Same, same, same.

536
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:24,000
I also do a lot of flips and punches and kicks and real fast moves.

537
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
And you're so fast.

538
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
In my daily life.

539
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
She's doing them right now.

540
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Like amazing mic presence.

541
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
It's incredible.

542
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
As it's happening.

543
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Just flipping.

544
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
The body control.

545
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
You could be a part of that.

546
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Amazing.

547
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
You could be a part of that Patreon family.

548
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Patreon.com.

549
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Slash dumb dragon cast.

550
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
We'd love to see you over there.

551
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Get you back to the episode now.

552
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Thanks so much for being here with us.

553
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
We'll talk to you soon.

554
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Okay, bye.

555
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Love you, bye.

556
00:30:46,000 --> 00:31:02,119
The smell of fresh baked goods permeates the senses.

557
00:31:02,119 --> 00:31:12,500
As we open on a quiet and modest underground dwelling, we hear movement through and beyond

558
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,500
the door.

559
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:23,019
And as we enter, we see Flint standing in the kitchen, rolling out dough, a filling boiling

560
00:31:23,019 --> 00:31:26,500
on the hearth with his sister, Helges, tending it.

561
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:31,220
I can't believe you volunteered us both to make all of these pies for the block

562
00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:32,220
party.

563
00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:33,220
It did.

564
00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:37,299
Well, it didn't seem like everybody was going to come.

565
00:31:37,299 --> 00:31:41,660
But I mean, once they found out that we were making our special peach pies, everybody

566
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:42,660
signed up.

567
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:43,660
I know.

568
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:44,660
I'm sorry.

569
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:49,259
I know you had a few other things to do, but I appreciate you helping and actually

570
00:31:49,259 --> 00:31:54,540
sticking around and helping me because doing it myself would have been nightmarish.

571
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:57,180
Oh, you wouldn't have got it done.

572
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:58,180
There's no way.

573
00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,180
Okay.

574
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,180
So what do I have to add now?

575
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:05,500
Like you have to stir it for 45 minutes and then and then add there was a there

576
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,779
was a special ingredient.

577
00:32:06,779 --> 00:32:07,779
Yeah.

578
00:32:07,779 --> 00:32:10,100
So let that one boil for a little bit.

579
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,700
It's already done.

580
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:16,300
As far as this one over here, though, yeah, that's where we need to add the special

581
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,620
ingredient.

582
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:22,260
Mom's little secret, cinnamon.

583
00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:23,260
I know what you're thinking.

584
00:32:23,260 --> 00:32:27,020
Well, that's a pretty common ingredient, especially in a peach pie.

585
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:30,740
It really, really takes it above and beyond.

586
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,760
Door swings open on the other side of the room.

587
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,020
Your mom steps out in her nightgown.

588
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,460
Are you giving everybody my special secret again?

589
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:39,460
What?

590
00:32:39,579 --> 00:32:40,579
I mean, everybody.

591
00:32:40,579 --> 00:32:42,019
It's only me and Helga here.

592
00:32:42,019 --> 00:32:43,019
Everybody's listening, Flint.

593
00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:44,019
Everybody's listening.

594
00:32:44,019 --> 00:32:47,019
I mean, I don't think.

595
00:32:47,019 --> 00:32:48,019
Okay.

596
00:32:48,019 --> 00:32:49,019
Sure.

597
00:32:49,019 --> 00:32:50,019
Yeah.

598
00:32:50,019 --> 00:32:51,019
You know what?

599
00:32:51,019 --> 00:32:52,019
Everyone's listening.

600
00:32:52,019 --> 00:32:53,019
We'll keep it under wraps.

601
00:32:53,019 --> 00:32:55,279
Her eyes dart to a window beside you.

602
00:32:55,279 --> 00:33:00,539
You see the neighbor boy, Timber, who's peeking up kind of like Kilroy style over

603
00:33:00,539 --> 00:33:05,340
the edge, and he locks eyes with your mom and bolts down and you hear footsteps

604
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:06,340
running off.

605
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,340
Okay.

606
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:08,820
Okay.

607
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:15,220
Well, he was watching, but I don't think that really means everyone was watching.

608
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:20,300
That Timber has got loose lips and loose lips sink ships, which really isn't a great

609
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,300
saying when you're underground.

610
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,260
I mean, I think it still works.

611
00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:28,740
Tell you what, I'll stop by his house later on and I'll have a little chat with

612
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,940
him and we'll make sure that it stays hush hush.

613
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:31,940
All right.

614
00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:34,820
You make sure that kid knows to keep the cinnamon to himself.

615
00:33:34,819 --> 00:33:36,619
I mean, I'll bring him a pie too.

616
00:33:36,619 --> 00:33:38,539
So that'll probably help.

617
00:33:38,539 --> 00:33:39,539
Door slams shut behind her.

618
00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:42,539
She goes back into her room.

619
00:33:42,539 --> 00:33:43,539
Okay.

620
00:33:43,539 --> 00:33:44,539
So we have to speak quieter.

621
00:33:44,539 --> 00:33:45,539
Yeah.

622
00:33:45,539 --> 00:33:46,539
Yeah.

623
00:33:46,539 --> 00:33:52,899
Turns out, turns out everyone is watching and listening.

624
00:33:52,899 --> 00:33:58,859
Scene fades and it's, it's later in the day.

625
00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:05,980
And where would Flint go for his axe training?

626
00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:10,500
There is next to the smithing shop.

627
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:15,900
There's like a little kind of a warehouse type thing that, you know, normally when,

628
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:19,579
when times are really good, it is filled with goods and materials and things that

629
00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:21,780
are, you know, taking up a lot of the space.

630
00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:27,380
But lately it's, it's been a little bit slow in the dwarven community here.

631
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:33,619
So he's kind of carved out a little area complete with like training dummies and blocks

632
00:34:33,619 --> 00:34:39,860
of wood and various other things so that he can get some axe training in.

633
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:42,180
This area is clear and it's perfect for you.

634
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:47,900
And if the where in this space says you've been going at this training for a little

635
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:56,380
while when you hear just a clear of the throat behind you, you're a little, a little

636
00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:58,660
loose on the right there.

637
00:34:58,660 --> 00:34:59,660
Okay.

638
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:01,780
I, I hear what you're saying.

639
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:08,019
I just want to remind you that I'm trying out this like new two acts technique and it's,

640
00:35:08,019 --> 00:35:09,820
it's just, I mean, I don't know.

641
00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:12,780
I prefer the big old battle acts, but like, this is pretty fun too.

642
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:13,780
Yeah, I know.

643
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:17,460
It looks really good, especially as it probably could have snuck in there and

644
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:19,860
stabbed you right in the side.

645
00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:21,980
Hey, wouldn't do that though.

646
00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:22,980
All right.

647
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:23,980
Glory jam.

648
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:24,980
Let's just take it easy here.

649
00:35:25,699 --> 00:35:28,179
Why did you want me to do this two acts technique anyway?

650
00:35:28,179 --> 00:35:32,740
Like I'm down for trying something new, but like, is there an actual reason or just, just

651
00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:33,740
for funsies?

652
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:37,219
I wanted to see if you could do it because if you could do it, then I could do it.

653
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:38,219
Okay.

654
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,219
All right.

655
00:35:39,219 --> 00:35:40,219
I got you there.

656
00:35:40,219 --> 00:35:41,219
Yeah.

657
00:35:41,219 --> 00:35:42,219
What about the axe throwing?

658
00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:43,219
Have you been practicing?

659
00:35:43,219 --> 00:35:44,219
Have I been practicing?

660
00:35:44,219 --> 00:35:48,940
He takes a hand axe from his belt and whips it at this, this wooden pole.

661
00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:51,380
That's a wooden support pole.

662
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:53,240
I'll roll for it.

663
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:58,000
It hits it, but it doesn't stick in and kind of bounces off to the ground.

664
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,960
I've been working on it.

665
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:00,960
All right.

666
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,560
Well, the thing you have to remember when you're doing the throwing is, is depending

667
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,800
on how close or far away you are is how many rotations and of course how, how hard

668
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,040
you throw it as well.

669
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,440
So with the effort you put in there and you stopped a little bit short.

670
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,760
So I mean, just take like half a step forward and do it again.

671
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,880
You should be able to hit it.

672
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,880
No problem.

673
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,880
Hit and stick.

674
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:20,880
That's what we call it.

675
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:27,920
He takes half a step forward, skeptically looking at you, looses the hand axe and it

676
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,720
sticks in perfect.

677
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:39,200
So if one caravan leaves Mithril Hall and going, going at two horsepower and one caravan

678
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:44,680
leaves Waterdeep leaving at three horsepower, where do they collide?

679
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:50,400
I mean, this is not the time or the place for your, your brain teasers.

680
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,559
This is Axe practice and we will leave it as Axe practice.

681
00:36:54,559 --> 00:36:55,559
That's just what you.

682
00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:56,559
Okay.

683
00:36:56,559 --> 00:36:57,559
Yep.

684
00:36:57,559 --> 00:36:58,559
You got it.

685
00:36:58,559 --> 00:36:59,559
You got it.

686
00:36:59,559 --> 00:37:00,559
Smarty pants.

687
00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:06,920
As I kind of turn away, I'm like, he moves in to kind of show you where your, where

688
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:13,280
your loose side is that he was, he was saying, and we fade to a very familiar

689
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:21,400
place to Flint and it's the Smith shop of your father, Fargram.

690
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,320
Describe to me what stands out to you for Flint in this.

691
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:35,080
The thing that stands out the most in, in Fargram shop to Flint, there is a beautiful

692
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:42,519
set of like Mithril chain mill that his dad made years ago and even when the shop

693
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,880
would fall on hard times or whatever it is, he would never sell it.

694
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:54,400
It was, it was the thing that he was the most proud of that he made as far as with

695
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:59,800
his two hands and yeah, it was, it was his, it's his pride and joy and it's,

696
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,759
it's front and center behind the counter in the shop.

697
00:38:02,759 --> 00:38:07,400
You hear the sound of like heavy hammering and the forges are blazing.

698
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:15,960
It's a good day, like a really good day and you're staring up at this Mithril chain

699
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:21,039
mill, a sense of calm or peace washing over you.

700
00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:23,960
Hammers and axes aren't going to make themself there Flint.

701
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,559
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know that, but I mean, you took this big order for

702
00:38:28,559 --> 00:38:30,639
bracers and you know, it's finicky work.

703
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:33,440
So it's going to take me a little bit of time to get through it.

704
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,599
Look, it's not my fault.

705
00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:39,360
She decided to make all the pies for the village on the same day we got this order.

706
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,279
Well, no, it's not your fault.

707
00:38:40,279 --> 00:38:41,719
That's Helge's fault.

708
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,839
And we're both on the same page as far as that's concerned.

709
00:38:44,839 --> 00:38:45,880
All right. Yeah.

710
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,960
Well, as long as you saved me a slice here.

711
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,400
Yeah, come on over and give me a hand here.

712
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,239
Yeah, no problem.

713
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:56,239
I did have to give a pie to the neighbor kid, Timber, just so he

714
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,799
wouldn't blabbed everyone about mom's secret ingredient.

715
00:38:58,799 --> 00:39:00,400
What, the cinnamon?

716
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,360
Yeah, I mean, I know, but she was very offended.

717
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,000
Someone needs to tell her the cinnamons in every peach pie.

718
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,280
I mean, I've tried to tell her before, but she says it's a special cinnamon

719
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:14,920
that she gets from the Elven caravans that come through every couple of months.

720
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,760
So I don't know.

721
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,079
Maybe there's something different about it.

722
00:39:18,079 --> 00:39:20,680
But yeah, I mean, it just seems like normal cinnamon to me.

723
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,200
Right.

724
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,160
Elven caravan.

725
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,120
That's fun. That's fun.

726
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,320
That's a good time.

727
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:32,880
You walk over to him and he hands you a piece of like un-forged steel.

728
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,559
You know exactly what to do with it.

729
00:39:34,559 --> 00:39:38,760
And the two of you begin going to work in this forge.

730
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:44,360
Describe to me this scene or how Flint is feeling in this moment as

731
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,640
he's living this moment with his father.

732
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,960
Flint is feeling really good.

733
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,960
It's hot. It's hard work, but it's work that he loves.

734
00:39:55,960 --> 00:40:01,320
And, you know, it's kind of like outside of his daily meditations.

735
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:06,080
It's like as close to Zen as he can get during his day to day.

736
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,200
You two are...

737
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,440
There are a few other workers there, but you two are working in unison.

738
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:18,800
And it almost becomes musical, the motions that you're going through.

739
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:25,400
And we catch a moment where you look over to Fargrim, to your father,

740
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:32,440
and he looks back at you and there's this small smile.

741
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:38,760
Not that it's unheard of that he would do that, but there's just this look of recognition.

742
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:47,760
And almost as if he's saying with his eyes, you're doing a good job.

743
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:57,200
And as that moment fades, we find Flint in a quiet place.

744
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:02,120
Deep in thought and meditation.

745
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:07,760
Yeah, he's all crisscross applesauce, as as Amy loves to say.

746
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:13,360
He's all crisscross applesauce on the floor and he's got kind of just hands on his knees.

747
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:21,240
And he's quietly repeating a mantra that just says,

748
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:24,480
My life is full of joy.

749
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,559
My life is full of joy.

750
00:41:27,559 --> 00:41:30,000
My life is full of joy.

751
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:36,760
This mantra continues for a good amount of time.

752
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,120
The room otherwise is quiet.

753
00:41:39,119 --> 00:41:44,799
And in your sight, your eyes are closed.

754
00:41:44,799 --> 00:41:51,440
So in your vision, there's this flash of bright light.

755
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,799
This gray and then green and then red.

756
00:41:55,799 --> 00:42:04,839
And then two dragon eyes staring back at you, not with any sort of malicious intent,

757
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:11,760
but two dragon eyes staring back at you, and they look equally surprised.

758
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,559
Then they're gone.

759
00:42:14,559 --> 00:42:21,880
Well, that's that's never happened before.

760
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:30,600
We cut back to Yen Bull, who after Leosin had left, you quickly followed him into the next room.

761
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,120
Leosin.

762
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,280
Oh, yes, sorry.

763
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,000
Hi, Yen Bull.

764
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,040
Hi.

765
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,640
I, how can I help?

766
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,680
I am, I am ready.

767
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:46,600
I have, this is all I have, but you know everyone and everything here.

768
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,280
So who do I, who can I go and help?

769
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:54,840
Who needs assistance or what can I do?

770
00:42:54,840 --> 00:43:04,080
There are some families further, further in who would likely need help getting their

771
00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:05,519
children ready.

772
00:43:05,519 --> 00:43:10,840
If you go see Amelie and Torrance in the back, they will at least be able to direct

773
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,759
you of what they, what they need help with.

774
00:43:12,759 --> 00:43:17,360
They kind of take care of most of the children and probably would need the most

775
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,360
help right now.

776
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,360
Wonderful.

777
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,360
I will help.

778
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,960
But first, how are you?

779
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:31,639
Do you feel a little hopeful?

780
00:43:31,639 --> 00:43:36,400
More so than in a long time.

781
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,400
Yeah.

782
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,400
Yeah.

783
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,199
We know the gods are not all dead.

784
00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:44,799
We will get more.

785
00:43:44,799 --> 00:43:56,319
One is a start and if he can recover, if he can use his power and if this,

786
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:12,120
teleportation object works, like we could, we could change what has happened.

787
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,360
I don't know how that looks.

788
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:21,200
I don't, I haven't, there's no books that say how time ripples out and changes if

789
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,800
we are able to even do it.

790
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:32,600
The fact that you and Thea and Flint had come from the past to get here, it leads me to

791
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:43,760
believe that we, we are putting the pieces into play to allow us to do the opposite.

792
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,720
There must be a way.

793
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,200
There must be.

794
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,560
It's nice to see you again.

795
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,400
It is nice to see you too.

796
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,960
I will, I will go help with the children.

797
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:55,960
Thank you.

798
00:44:55,960 --> 00:45:06,440
Leosan, I wanted to, well, I just want to, like, how possible is it that this thing

799
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:12,599
will work if they even come back with it?

800
00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:17,400
The Soul Bridge is what it's called.

801
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:26,800
It's powerful enough that it tore multiple rips in the fabric of reality between planes

802
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,280
at one time.

803
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:32,960
And our plan is to create one really big rip?

804
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:41,440
And our plan is to basically accordion time itself and tear a hole in it and step

805
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,840
through and hope we step through to the right moment.

806
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,079
I mean, there's two parts to this, Talgir.

807
00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:54,640
There's the object and there's Bahman.

808
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,640
What can the old man do?

809
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:59,480
Well, the old man's the power source.

810
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:09,200
The old man's the one who can make the tear as big as it needs to be.

811
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:17,280
If what you're saying is true and the Arkane Brotherhood is now in fact gone, if they didn't

812
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,400
flee.

813
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:25,760
I don't know if it's true or not, but the tower itself deserted.

814
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,280
One of the last members that we were able to talk to.

815
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,360
She was in Bryn Shander when we left.

816
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,200
She was not there when we returned.

817
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,800
I don't know where she is.

818
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:43,720
I don't know if any of their other search parties came back, but I wouldn't say it's

819
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:46,039
too likely that any of them are out there.

820
00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:51,519
It's my experience that it's probably true.

821
00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:58,519
And if they were overrun that quickly and that severely, it's not likely that they

822
00:46:58,519 --> 00:46:59,519
survived.

823
00:46:59,519 --> 00:47:06,039
And if they didn't survive, we need a massive power source.

824
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:12,400
And the only other massive power source right now is Orcus.

825
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:21,119
And harnessing Orcus's power is not something that I'm comfortable doing.

826
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:24,679
I just don't think we'd have the opportunity, would we?

827
00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:25,679
Not likely.

828
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:33,639
Okay, so when you say harness, like basically we're going to use the old man up.

829
00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:34,920
I hope not.

830
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,200
But in his current state, I mean, how much power can he...

831
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:42,440
In his current state, he can't, like, I don't know if he could do it.

832
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:51,440
It looks like getting out of wherever it was that you were, back here, spent whatever

833
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,440
he has.

834
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,639
So now we have to hope that now he's back in the material plane, a rejuvenative

835
00:47:57,639 --> 00:48:00,039
factor is in place.

836
00:48:00,039 --> 00:48:03,519
Okay, so he needs, huh, isn't ironic.

837
00:48:03,519 --> 00:48:05,320
We all just need time.

838
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,719
Which I feel is ticking ever so quickly.

839
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:15,920
Well, I mean, if they're right, and it was Vorunax and Lipsynche, yeah, we're running

840
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,519
short.

841
00:48:19,519 --> 00:48:25,199
There's a beat before he says anything.

842
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:38,120
And all of you, everyone, we see Talgir and Leosin, we see Thea meditating beside Flint.

843
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:43,880
Flamikins is rushing about trying to pack up things with some of the more military

844
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:44,880
folk.

845
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:51,660
And Yembol is back, corralling children and placing tattered toys and clothes into

846
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:54,160
bags as quickly as she can.

847
00:48:54,159 --> 00:49:02,879
There's a pulse that echoes out, causing the entire refuge to go silent.

848
00:49:02,879 --> 00:49:08,239
The ground and walls begin to shake.

849
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:15,639
And those close to the front of this refuge would be Talgir and Leosin.

850
00:49:15,639 --> 00:49:21,259
Thea, you would feel this in your meditative state.

851
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:28,140
The ceiling is torn open, and the main entry to the resistance's hold is blown in.

852
00:49:28,140 --> 00:49:38,460
Debris is thrown, and people scream as they are struck by heavy stone.

853
00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:43,460
I think Talgir and Leosin make a dexterity saving throw.

854
00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:46,740
One story, guys, it's just the returning search party, they found that item.

855
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:50,240
I really wanted to make an entrance.

856
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,240
Yeah.

857
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:53,240
Dex save, you said, Ross?

858
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,240
Yes, please.

859
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:55,240
That is a 21.

860
00:49:55,240 --> 00:50:00,320
Okay, Leosin got a 21 as well.

861
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:06,480
Both of you see this and quickly jump out of the way as this boulder of a stone

862
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,820
rockets between the two of you.

863
00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:16,380
People are running and fleeing from this explosion, and as you move forward to look

864
00:50:16,519 --> 00:50:24,059
and see what caused the chaos, you see the head of a zombified dragon peering down into

865
00:50:24,059 --> 00:50:30,700
the sewer through the torn-up earth, the flesh decaying from its face, an open chest

866
00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:35,579
cavity where inside you see black rotting intestines.

867
00:50:35,579 --> 00:50:44,300
Thea, as you step into this room, you recognize this dragon, having fought them

868
00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:46,740
once before.

869
00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:52,940
It comes back to you in a flash of a memory, back to a greenery-filled cave with Flint

870
00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:59,320
and Nularaaaa at your side as an adult green dragon emerges from the watery cave and

871
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,660
roars before you.

872
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:10,980
Staring through at you is an undead cooth.

873
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:14,940
Dumbgeons and Dragons, Season 2, Episode 96.

874
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:19,579
Starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia, Carla Maxted as Yen Bol Nuri, Tom Laird as

875
00:51:19,579 --> 00:51:24,780
Tulgear Heavyfoot, with guest Kristen Flemmons as a Goth god-lost catho Alavi, and Russ

876
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,699
More as your dungeon master.

877
00:51:26,699 --> 00:51:29,599
Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.

878
00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:33,260
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic

879
00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:35,860
Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

880
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:40,900
A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame,

881
00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:46,380
Stevie, Jacob Madden, Devin Michaels, Christian Brown, Aaron Stevens, Lulahan, and Charlie

882
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:47,380
Warley.

883
00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:50,579
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885
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886
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887
00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:06,099
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888
00:52:06,099 --> 00:52:10,739
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889
00:52:10,739 --> 00:52:13,179
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890
00:52:13,179 --> 00:52:14,339
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891
00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:15,420
Have a great week.

892
00:52:15,420 --> 00:52:16,420
We'll talk again soon.

893
00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:18,420
We were way too happy for this.

894
00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:19,420
I know.

895
00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:22,099
I'll bring us down right now.

896
00:52:22,099 --> 00:52:24,500
Let's bring it down.

897
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:25,500
So hot.

898
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:26,500
So dark.

899
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,500
It is very warm.

900
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:28,500
Yeah.

901
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,500
It is the darkest timeline.

902
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,500
Instant.

903
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:31,500
The spiraling energy.

904
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,500
Vroom vroom.

905
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:33,500
Get out of here.

906
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:36,500
The gnome rips off on a radical motorcycle.

907
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,500
Yep.

908
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,500
That's right.

909
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:41,500
We'll see y'all later.

910
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,500
Got spoilers, baby.

911
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:45,500
Okay, bye sound like we were on the phone.

912
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,500
Okay, bye.

913
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,500
Okay, bye.

914
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,500
Bye bye.

915
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:49,500
You hang up first.

916
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,500
You hang up first.

917
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,500
You hang up first.

918
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,500
Click.
